绝对原创，这是我今天出差在广东河源一餐厅吃饭时看到的菜单译文，大家看了别笑喷了啊！
干炒牛河：Fuck to fry the cow river
新西兰牛扒：The cow of NewZealand pick
特式鸳鸯扒：Pick with the type mandarine duck
日式鳗鱼饭：Day type eel rice
猪扒意粉：The pig picks the idea powder
猪扒饭：The pig picks the rice
综合寿司：Synthesize Sushi
日本花寿司：Flower in Japan sushi
扁豆炖龙骨：The hyacinth bean braise the main beam of boat
生熟地炖龙骨：Living to braise the main beam of boat familarly
鸡骨草炖龙骨：The chicken bone grass braise the main beam of boat