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men are hard to pleased 男人很难取悦
jianfeih 2004-08-13 11:03

  the problems with guys:
  if u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him;
  if u don’t, he says u are proud.
  if u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him;
  if u don’t, he says u are from kampung.
  if u argue with him, he says u are stubborn;
  if u keep quiet, he says u have no brains.
  if u are smarter than him, he’ll lose face;
  if he’s smarter than u, he is great.
  if u don’t love him, he tries to possess u;
  if u love him, he will try to leave u.(very true huh?)
  if u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t love him;
  if u do!! he says u are cheap.
  if u tell him your problem, he says u are troblesome;
  if u don’t, he says that u don’t trust him.
  if u scold him, u are like a nanny to him;
  if he scolds u, it is because he cares for u.
  if u break your promise, u cannot be trusted;
  if he breaks his,he is forced to do so.
  if u smoke, u are a bad girl;
  if he smokes, he is gentlement.
  if u do well in your exams, he says it’s lucky;
  if he does well, it’s brains.
  if u hurt him, u are cruel;
  if he hurts u, u are too sensitive!!
  so hard to pleased!!!!!
  if u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true.......
  but if u don’t, they say u are selfish.....


  男人很难取悦!!
  男人的问题是:
  如果??对他好,他说??爱上他了.
  对他不好,他说??骄傲.
  如果??穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.
  如果不,他说??是乡下来的
  如果??跟他理论,他说??固执
  如果??沉默,他说??没大脑!
  如果??比他聪明,他说那是小聪明
  如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!
  如果??不爱他,他想拥有??
  如果??爱他,他试着离开??.
  如果??不跟他做爱,他说??不爱他
  如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!
  如果??告诉他??的问题,他说??麻烦
  如果不,他说??不信任他
  如果??骂他,??好象他奶妈
  如果他骂??,是表示他\"关心\"??
如果你不守承诺,你不值得信赖
  如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的
  如果??吸烟,??是坏女孩
  如果他吸烟,他是绅士
  如果??考试成绩好,他说是运气
  如果他考得好,他说是实力!
  如果??伤害了他,表示??很残忍
  如果他伤害了??,表示??太敏感而且太难取悦!
  如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的..
  如果你不寄给他们,他们说??自私..

showxu 2004-09-03 13:36

:wdb11: :wdb11:

强烈同意!!! :wdb31:

释天龙 2005-01-02 04:58

:wdb10:
好文章
The English section has a few typographical errors.
可否传载??

LIME 2005-01-02 10:00

Man and woman are different creatures in this world.

How can we transfer the right information to each other?????