the problems with guys:
if u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him;
if u don’t, he says u are proud.
if u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him;
if u don’t, he says u are from kampung.
if u argue with him, he says u are stubborn;
if u keep quiet, he says u have no brains.
if u are smarter than him, he’ll lose face;
if he’s smarter than u, he is great.
if u don’t love him, he tries to possess u;
if u love him, he will try to leave u.(very true huh?)
if u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t love him;
if u do!! he says u are cheap.
if u tell him your problem, he says u are troblesome;
if u don’t, he says that u don’t trust him.
if u scold him, u are like a nanny to him;
if he scolds u, it is because he cares for u.
if u break your promise, u cannot be trusted;
if he breaks his,he is forced to do so.
if u smoke, u are a bad girl;
if he smokes, he is gentlement.
if u do well in your exams, he says it’s lucky;
if he does well, it’s brains.
if u hurt him, u are cruel;
if he hurts u, u are too sensitive!!
so hard to pleased!!!!!
if u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true.......
but if u don’t, they say u are selfish.....
男人很难取悦!!
男人的问题是：
如果??对他好，他说??爱上他了．
对他不好，他说??骄傲．
如果??穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
如果不，他说??是乡下来的
如果??跟他理论，他说??固执
如果??沉默，他说??没大脑！
如果??比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
如果??不爱他，他想拥有??
如果??爱他，他试着离开??．
如果??不跟他做爱，他说??不爱他
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
如果??告诉他??的问题，他说??麻烦
如果不，他说??不信任他
如果??骂他，??好象他奶妈
如果他骂??，是表示他\"关心\"??
如果你不守承诺，你不值得信赖
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
如果??吸烟，??是坏女孩
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
如果??考试成绩好，他说是运气
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
如果??伤害了他，表示??很残忍
如果他伤害了??，表示??太敏感而且太难取悦！
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
如果你不寄给他们，他们说??自私．．
